G'day Lil, Murray, Evie and Fergie,

I am back, I have been away for 28 hours I was in my yearly detoxification programme, run by the local veterinary establishment. It caters for quiet time, saline detox and uninterrupted sleep. Mummy says I'm sick but actually I made myself unwell so I could have some time away from her as she is very needy and I really find her too trying some days.

The only draw back is that I was sharing a room with other "dogs" and I keep telling that witch I am not a dog. Initially when I arrived I had the deluxe suite I had my own room but then others arrived suffering from the same problematic parents and I had to move into the communal suite which was much smaller.

They eventually let her in as they said I needed visitors as there were compliants by the other residents that I was speaking to loudly, as if and they too found her annoying. To make my stay look authentic the staff actually insert a needle into my leg and hook me up. So it sends the message to her that she caused my illness and makes her feel bad about my situation and then she goes home worrying. If only she knew.

It also made her clean - like wash all my bedding and clean my house and since I have arrived home she leaves me alone so I can rest and relax. I do love the silly old things but sometimes they get on my nerves. At the present time she is baking me a spatchcock and looking after me.

Anyway I say Lil - you have to keep them on a tight rein.

Your furry friend and co-conspirator

Oscar

Oh, Dear, dear Oscar, Lots of kisses .............

I am so happy you are home and doing well. I was so worried for you

Did you notice that in my Avatar, I am wearing your beautiful shirt your Mummy sent to me from you? It fits me well, as long as Mummy does not get too behind in my grooming and keeps me shaved all around my middle ! We discovered that when we tried it on for that photo! I was so excited because I love that shirt ! Thank you so much Oscar and please thank your Mommy for me

Be happy Oscar that you have such a Mom who loves you so much. You really need to talk better about her Oscar and show her more respect. She takes good care of you.

Oscar, Mommy made a photo of you, smaller so you can use it for an Avatar and she wants to know if you like it and you would like to use it for your avatar like I am using mine so everyone can see how handsome you are



If you like it, you can use it for your avatar, or and your Mummy can hook it up for you or my Mommy can. Let us know.

Love Lil-Lea

G'day Lil,

I feel top of the morning - we meaning I had a good night sleep and she did not disturb me. I did not see any image in your email, but whatever photo your Mummy chooses would be the right one. My Mum is hopeless and would not know how to upload anything. I think I will have to send her back to school or something.

I must say you look very beautiful in your T-Shirt and your pink bow in your hair sets it right off. Lil you look like a movie star but you will always be my star.

Yours

Oscar

Hi Oscar Sweetie, Mommy finally let me on the computer. She is busy moving Animal Speak posts over here and boy I can't get 5 minutes on here.


I am so glad you slept well I had my Mommy put up a photo of you here, Do you see it ????? You are so handsome


Why Oscar for saying such nice things about me.
I am blushing now

I love my shirt you and your Mom sent to me .......that is why I wanted to wear it for this Avatar photo.

Well, Mom is calling me.....it is 3:20am here in the US and she is headed off to bed, and I am not allowed on the computer unless she is here, so I have to go now.

and Kisses

Hey there Oscar my bud,
So your doing well that is so so fine. Ya surely need to keep our momzy on their toes from time to time. Glad your doing well.

I am a tad tired but this is the first time my momzy left the puter thingy here. 'bout time you know. I cannot have any fun. She takes me out which I should say I take her out but she takes me to subway. Then she doesn't even buy me any food I just have to smell that prime stake. How rude!

Then she wants me to hit this red button on this blue box. Duh I use my nose to open doors why do I need to hit this stupid dirty button. Will she give the button my treat?

Anyways better pop off before momzy comes back. Glad your back. Bark real soon!

Hey there Lil Lea,
Looking good in that shirt. I am trying to get momzy to take a new photo to put up here too. One with my handsome packs on. Blue goes so well with my golden fur.

What do you think? You think you could make your momzy tell my momzy to get on the ball? I know I am so so big but she could make it small enough. I need her to get those signs put on my packs too. She is a bit nervous about that because she doesn't want it to only take half way and look bad. Whats so hard about putting signs on anyways. Maybe next week when we don't have to go anyway so she could wash it and clean it first. Hmmm! Need to talk to Anty Pam!

Oh, Murray, I think I would love to see a new photo of you.

My Mommy will help your Mommy with that washing stuff, if she can. All you have to is tell your Mom to ask her.

I would love to chat Murray, but I have some really important business to take care of with Oscar, as you know, so I am going to use m im on the computer for that tonight.

Looking forward to your new picture