Mom did something bad!

Ladyscarletthawk · **Joined:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:51 pm **Posts:** 98

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:19 pm By ladyscarletthawk

Margaret Brown wrote:

Oh Evie,

I am so disgusted with her there are "others", don't think for one moment there is just one - oh no, there is Buddy, Molly, Ziggy, Barney, Cooper, Marilyn and Mervyn, Augustus, Noodle and Barnacle Ben. My mother pets them all - I tell you she is a tart with no heart. So I would need a pot of gold to the rub the whole lot out.

See Ya

Oscar

Eeegad! Why does your mommy have "others"???!! There should be no need for such a large amount of others... :furious: ! I am very sorry to hear that, *shifting eyes from side to side* perhaps you should think about how you can prevent her from galavanting about with these obvious misfits. Perhaps *she* should have the accident!! Nothing too serious of course just enough to make her stay home and love only you

! Or you can pick fights with your nemesis.. you know call them names and what not.. make *them* go after you! Your mother.. in theory mind you, will come to your aid and shun the perpetrator hence forth bwuahahaha! I amaze myself sometimes with my diabolical schemes.. I jsut never go thru with them! Good luck with those miscreants that try to take your mother away like that!
Smooches!
Eve

Ladyscarletthawk · **Joined:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:51 pm **Posts:** 98

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:43 pm By ladyscarletthawk

Big Murray wrote:

Oh you are so kind! I guess you could say I am on stilts then.

It's a shame that she is a monster though, she is making it bad for the rest of us Labs. Although I am not pure lab so maybe that is the difference.

Yeah I like to at times be wild too which momzy lets me at times that is if I am home and not out working. Although at home I also have to be on call for some things for momzy. I don't mind I like getting under momzy and pushing her upwards. grins. But I don't like getting dirty at all. Don't like walking into puddles or getting my paws muddy.

Glad she knows your the Diva there even if she doesn't act like you are at times. But hey she has a memory laps and you just have to remind her until it kicks in. :Hee Hee: My momzy at times will speak to people and she would say that sometimes we get visit by the brain fairy. Don't know what that means for I always have my brains with me just that I don't want to do what I know I should do all the time. I mean when I am off duty I want to do what I want to do.

I think here momzy is allowed to have three dogs but I am glad she only has me right now. Though I know she would like to get a puppie to start to replace me. Wait a moment momzy I am not ready for retirement. I got lots of years ahead of me. What's she thinking of! Momzy claims she just like to have one that is really young to start the 2 year training course. I would be basically 10 by the time the puppy would be ready to go and have a lookzy. Hey if Shannon worked til she was 14 I could work much longer. Maybe! Of course Shannon was totally healthy til she was 14 when she gotten injured. I'll show momzy!

Hmmm! Fergie may not stay anymore. What will happen if your momzy would get another pup that's a toy but the pup is worse then Fergie? Maybe you would be better to start your training Fergie right now and tell her she better behave and your number 1. Period! Or your new addition may be worse. Be so hyper all the time biting your ears and picking on you.

Yep you wouldn't have to worry about not staying. Hmmm! Maybe you should wisper that into Fergies ear about being good to stay or being bad and leaving! Who knows she just my get her brains back from that fairy my momzy keeps talking about.

Smooches right back at ya!

She is a poodle, but she was raised around labs *sigh*. One of her old mommies has labs and she raised her in her home.. oddly she has assimilated the traits of these rambuntious ones. Mommy said she told the other mommie with the labs the things she does and she laughed at how much she acts like her labs*sigh*.
Oh dear it sounds like you will be in the same situation as I am, except she will keep the other one she gets.. I guess she has to offer them a place for retirement. Im sorry to hear that she is already thinking about getting someone to *replace* you.. it just sounds so harsh.

I have thought about the toy being worse than Fergie, but if Fergie's other mom raises this new toy then they may act similar. At least they will be my size. Downside if she gets another toy then she will be less likely to take me places cause then she will feel guilty.. At least with Fergie she will be able to keep her home with a clearer concious.. so she tells me.

I have been training her and she does well but sometimes she forgets, if she is wise she will heed my warnings. Daddy likes Fergie so it is really a toss up right about now... Only time will tell.
Smooches!
Eve

Ladyscarletthawk · **Joined:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:51 pm **Posts:** 98

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:12 am By ladyscarletthawk

Lil-Lea Diva Myers wrote:

Hi Eve,

Oh my goodness...........I can not imagine my Mom bringing in a DOG here! I have enough issues just with the rescue kittens, which are now rambunctious teenagers and Mom just decided to let them out every day, during the day time. I am *REALLY* sick of getting my DIVA fanny smelled all the time! But, after Saturday, there will only be one at a time here because another one got adopted :woo hoo: and YIPEEEE!!!!!!

I can not even imagine having to put up with a *dog*! No way ! I am DIVA and there is no other.....

Is it possible you might become friends and *work together* to get things that we Diva's need<G> THAT would make the whole insult, more bearable, YES?

Ask your Mom if you can have your own car seat and seat belt, so you can be by yourself and leave lunatic in the kennel :Hee Hee:

Love Lil-Lea

Hi Lil,
Hearing what you are going thru makes my situation seem not so bad lol. At least yours is temporary. Perhaps she will get rid of the rest of those kittens :yippy: !!! I have suggested the carseat before but Daddy declined my request as he said that they were too expensive and it would not be *fair* if only one of us had one! *sigh* Can you believe that? Well at least they dont always use a kennel as it is too cold for us to be in the car by ourselves... but your right*she* should be the one that gets locked up not me!!!

I suppose our relationship has become more cemented as time goes on, but *she* is still so.... eeewww! She doesnt topple over me as much but she still does it! Ugg! We have a common goal... to keep mom's attention and so far I am winning :tongue2:

Perhaps mom will wise up about *her* and will send her packin'. Wishful thinking I know as daddy seems to want to *keep* her.... Perhaps I can foil those plans.. I will have to behave un DIVA like for such an accomplishment..*rubbing paws together* bwuahahahaha! Wish me luck!
Smooches!
Eve

margaret brown · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:27 pm **Posts:** 124

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:30 am By Margaret Brown

Evie,

The way of humans are not like ours - so you are sadly mistaken that your wicked endeavours to rid her out of your life will prove fruitless. As you opt to be devious Fergie will act like a dumb blonde (gets them every time) she will endear herself to your mummy and daddy and you will be given the cold shoulder treatment for a while. I would say act like her bestest friend in front of your Mummy and Daddy and give her a biffo when they are not looking. Explain to her menacingly if she tries anything the Sydney Dog Mafia will be over on the next plane and they won't have been quarantined.

Seeya

Oscar

Big Murray · **Joined:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:52 am **Posts:** 28

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:29 pm By Big Murray

Lil-Lea Diva Myers wrote:

Oh my goodness...........I can not imagine my Mom bringing in a DOG here! I have enough issues just with the rescue kittens, which are now rambunctious teenagers and Mom just decided to let them out every day, during the day time. I am *REALLY* sick of getting my DIVA fanny smelled all the time! But, after Saturday, there will only be one at a time here because another one got adopted :woo hoo: and YIPEEEE!

Oh My momzy keeps threatening me with bringing in another dog. She says it would be a small puppy just starting out! Yeah! Right Momzy! I laugh at her when she says that silly thing because she isn't going to do that. At least not until I get up in age. And I am not going to get old mind you! So the joke will be on her!

Hugs!

Big Murray · **Joined:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:52 am **Posts:** 28

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:46 pm By Big Murray

ladyscarletthawk wrote:

Margaret Brown wrote:

Oh Evie,

I am so disgusted with her there are "others", don't think for one moment there is just one - oh no, there is Buddy, Molly, Ziggy, Barney, Cooper, Marilyn and Mervyn, Augustus, Noodle and Barnacle Ben. My mother pets them all - I tell you she is a tart with no heart. So I would need a pot of gold to the rub the whole lot out.

See Ya

Oscar

Eeegad! Why does your mommy have "others"???!! There should be no need for such a large amount of others... :furious: ! I am very sorry to hear that, *shifting eyes from side to side* perhaps you should think about how you can prevent her from galavanting about with these obvious misfits. Perhaps *she* should have the accident!! Nothing too serious of course just enough to make her stay home and love only you

! Or you can pick fights with your nemesis.. you know call them names and what not.. make *them* go after you! Your mother.. in theory mind you, will come to your aid and shun the perpetrator hence forth bwuahahaha! I amaze myself sometimes with my diabolical schemes.. I jsut never go thru with them! Good luck with those miscreants that try to take your mother away like that!
Smooches!
Eve

Oh I must have missed this. But then momzy has been oh soooooo busy on her new forum. I hardly get over onto the computer. And the other day she left me alone, going over to our neighbours place. I am not allowed to go with her because they have a doggie name Buddy! We only allowed to see each other through the fence.

Oops getting lost in my thoughts, hmmm. Must be something momzy gave me as she does this all the time.

One thing though look at it this way she may stray but she always comes home to a good thing. :Hee Hee: My momzy had Buddy all over her. But I was a nice boy though she didn't leave the puter on for me. I sat pretty and give her those pittyful eyes. Saying love me, I'm your boy! It gets her everytime.

Well momzy will leave me again on Thursday as she will be going over for dinner at on of the homes. Either her brothers or their inlaws. What ever that means!!!! All we have though been doing is relaxing for two weeks. Momzy says we do not go out for the two weeks as people seem to be crazier then normal. Hmmm. I think they are always crazy, especially those that yells "Dog There's A Dog"! I would love to just come back and say dog, where's a dog! Me no see dog!!!

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