Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:08 am Margaret Brown
G'day Evie, Lil and Murray,
I don't know about you but I get a little miffed with MM (Mummy Margaret) goes out and leaves me.
Last night she left me to go out gallavanting around town, then she came home and I gave her a big greeting and you know, all she could say is Oscar my feet are sore do you want some sardines. I almost said I hope they fall off, her feet not the sardines. I stared at her in complete disbelief and snarled I have been here by myself for 4 hours with the radio on and you are complaining about your feet. If you are not careful i will bite them.
Witch!!!!.
Now this morning she left the house at 8.15 am. Before she left she carried me to AH's (Aunty Helen) room and said see that lump in the bed it's your AH, so don't howl. Well I tell you Evie, Lil and Murray, I howled and howled and it made AH jump out of the bed.
I am putting my paw down.
I am the man of the house or is that dog of the house not too sure there - will have to think about that one a bit more. Anyways, my AH complained to MM about me - so she is off the Christmas present list. So when MM came home I gave her a bigger greeting this time and it worked - she carried me about kissing me and cooing - so I have to work harder on the greeting routine. I'll make it into an artform.
I want you all to know that Aunty Pamela says I am very handsome. My mum finally got her act together and sent a photo that I use for my public appearances.
See ya
Oscar

